Happy Holidays

The Real War on Christmas

Trump has declared victory in an imaginary fight while rampant commercialism actually threatens the values of the holiday.

When the holiday is in distress the Xmas tree should be displayed upside down.

“Remember the attack on Merry Christmas? They’re not attacking it anymore. Everyone’s happy to say ‘Merry Christmas,’ right? Merry Christmas! That was under siege. You’d have these big department stores that say ‘happy holidays.’ They say where’s the ‘Merry Christmas?’ Now they’re all putting up ‘Merry Christmas’ again. And that’s because only because of our campaign.”

- Donald Trump, July 2018

It may have only been July, but the President had Christmas on his mind. Moving on from his war against contracting STDs, Donald Trump declared that he had personally saved Christmas. The holiday was no longer “under siege.” Now pass the suntan lotion.

With victory declared, we can be thankful that the right-wing media will not be working up their annual hysteria about the left’s supposed “War on Christmas.” Sarah Palin will…